I’d tell you about Wicker Park, but I might throw up in my mouth
Apparently, the hipster crackers in this neighborhood went ape-shit for KONY. There’s stickers all over the place, still, and a frigging mural that has never been covered up. The “arts” building is next to an American Apparel (where a clerk is making out with her white boyfriend every time I walk by) and, fittingly, an Urban Outfitters.
Wicker Park is dildos and expensive shoe stores.
Maybe this neighborhood had a little charm to it at some point in the recent past. Right now, it’s jocks and hipsters hand-in-hand. You know you’re in cracker paradise when the bros and the skinny jeans boys are making out with one another.
Already over it.