Rick Perry has challenged House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi to debate him next week about his plan for a part-time Congress.
In a letter to Pelosi (D-Calif.) obtained by The Hill, the Texas governor wrote: “I am in Washington Monday and would love to engage you in a public debate about my Overhaul Washington plan versus the congressional status quo.
“I think it would be a tremendous service to the American people to see a public airing of these differences,” he continued. “Let the people decide. If Monday doesn’t work, perhaps we could find a time in Iowa over the course of the next month to discuss these issues in front of the people of America’s heartland.”
I actually was listening to NPR in the car today (I know, I know, it’s a very shameful champagne socialist station but come on, it’s either that or listening to two dumbass radio DJs telling terrible jokes!) and they mentioned this.
I literally yelled in my car, dropping my lit cigarette in my lap
“You moron! Congress doesn’t work so cut their god damn hours? OUCH, FUCKING CHRIST MY SMOKE”
This has been a glimpse into my derpy life
Damn, you drive a car. Better watch out. Some vegan bicycle riding non-cis gender troll is going to have your head over this! And you smoke, too! oh fuck. There goes the neighborhood.